Okay, I'm supposed to be working instead of blogging, but I couldn't resist sharing this: looking over the headlines, I saw a news item stating that Iran had given up its nuclear warhead blueprints to the IAEA, the UN nuclear agency. Except that I misread the headline as "Iran Hands IKEA Nuclear Blueprints," and I thought, wow! Affordable, easily assembled nuclear devices, in a variety of fashionable colors for your home, and just in time for the holidays!
Oh, and speaking of holidays and blowing things up, I have an idea for the Monster Bar for maybe this weekend, a little pre-Thanksgiving get-together. Stay tuned.